Jesus Christ, I cannot believe that I was once curious to see if this was any good in say… the “Kentucky Fried Movie” or “Amazon Women on the Moon” model. I have always worried that it would look more like “Extreme Movie” (please don’t see that piece of shit), and somehow it looks far worse and racist.
And yet, this looks like “Extreme Movie” with:
Chloe Moretz
Elizabeth Banks
Hugh Jackman (who may sacrifice an Oscar win with this)
Emma Stone (of course, I’m not a big fan of hers)
Kate Winslet
Uma Thurman
Seann William Scott
Chris Pratt (WHY?!?!?!)
Justin Long
Chris Mintz-Plasse
Jack McBrayer
Kieran Culkin
Stephen Merchant (can you please be in a good movie?)
Aasif Mandvi
John Hodgman
Justin Long
Uma Thurman
Halle Berry
Terrence Howard
And so many more. This is going to be David Wain’s “The Ten” but far fucking worse. I hate myself for thinking this could have been good.
(Source: youtube.com)
