Jesus Christ, I cannot believe that I was once curious to see if this was any good in say… the “Kentucky Fried Movie” or “Amazon Women on the Moon” model. I have always worried that it would look more like “Extreme Movie” (please don’t see that piece of shit), and somehow it looks far worse and racist.
And yet, this looks like “Extreme Movie” with:
Hugh Jackman (who may sacrifice an Oscar win with this)
Emma Stone (of course, I’m not a big fan of hers)
Seann William Scott
Chris Pratt (WHY?!?!?!)
Stephen Merchant (can you please be in a good movie?)
And so many more. This is going to be David Wain’s “The Ten” but far fucking worse. I hate myself for thinking this could have been good.